I love tumblr because if I’m looking for something sort of obscure or really specific for a story or character, I’ll just be like “….I wonder if...
Just FYI it ain’t cool to ask artists to draw for you for free. Certainly not if they haven’t put out word that they want requests.
You like an...
OK BUT CAN WE GET SOME CLOSURE W/ THE WHOLE ISAAC IN FRANCE THING I FEEL LIKE CHRIS JUST LEFT HIM IN A CAFE IN PARIS WITH A BAGUETTE...
Oh I have missed having cable tv. I’m flipping between “Cops” and “Face Off”…..and waiting for “Dance Moms” to come on. Bless quality reality tv.
Yeah, I dream of seeing ‘Cannibal’ adapted as a big summer date flick. A vehicle for Lindsey Lohan or Elle Fanning. Seriously, I think most of my stuff is safe from ever being translated to the Big Screen. As long as my editor is giving me lectures about ‘bad taste’ I’m still not bankable.
I want a tattoo that says “Not Bankable.”
oh my fucking god
so i’m reading this harry potter fic
and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on
finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out
they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”
i can’t stop laughing omg